And you think your garden’s small?

Last summer, while working on my book The Edible Balcony (out April 7 next year published by Kyle Cathie, folks), I discovered a tiny balcony in north London that rather blew my mind. I’ve always thought I had a small garden – 50 foot by about 15 – and constantly whinge about the fact to anyone within earshot, but this 9 x 6 foot ledge is positively Lilliputian. With a heady dash of Heath Robinson thrown in.

As someone who struggles to bend a coat hanger into a different shape sucessfully I find the fact that someone has managed to rig up a self-watering system from their roof via bathroom piping, an old olive oil barrel and floorboards found in skips completely dumbfounding. The micro gardener on high is Mark Ridsdill-Smith and his recent announcement that he’s grown £669-worth of food there seemed bonkers enough to be worth talking to him about. So I coaxed him away from his microgreens for half an hour for this piece in last week’s  The Sunday Telegraph – just don’t mention the runner beans.

All aboard the Mudlark!

Episode Two of The Greenwich Podcast is just out, presented by, er, me. It features me finding a medieval pin in the Thames mud, James getting hit with sweet chestnuts and Nick dodging traffic. Who says radio is risk averse? Oh, and it’s sponsored by cheese. Come on, what’s not to like? If you live in south London then not listening to this fine show would be avoiding your civic duty. If you don’t, you still might like it. You never know. Listen here

Here today, gone to marrow

It’s that time of the year when you look at your cupboard, see the unopened jars of green tomato chutney from last year and then look down at the giant cucurbit you’ve just hacked from the shrubbery and think ‘Can I really be bothered to do anything with this marrow?’ Would it be a crime not to even eat it? What if you put it on the front doorstep with a label? Here’s the story from this week’s Sunday Telegraph

As I was saying…

podcastlogoAt the risk of blatant self-promotion (actually, hang on, isn’t that what having a website is all about?), I’ve got to mention a little project I’ve been working on. I’m presenting The Greenwich Podcast, a magazine-style show all about the marvellous, quirky bit of London I live in. It’s been a blast to do and I really hope people like it. This opening edition combines tasting medieval ale with naked bathing and guerilla gardening… go on, have a listen

Mushy tomatoes and old French ladies

Latest Sunday Telegraph column here. I’m now safely home, tomato seeds stuck between kitchen paper  in a bottom drawer. Chances of forgetting what they are at some stage between now and next March and throwing them all in the bin? About 90 per cent I think. Oh, and please forgive the final repetitive paragraph – being a holiday-addled idiot I pressed send on the email before checking for errant copy… doh.

Elspeth Thompson

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I am so shocked and sad to hear that Elspeth Thompson, the marvellous gardening writer, has died. She was a real inspiration to me, my ‘horti-guru’, not only for her work – the books about growing plants in inner-city London and her elegantly observed blog about turning railways carriages into a house on the south coast – but for her kindness and the graciousness with which she approached life. As fellow Sunday Telegraph columnists we would meet at gardening events and email each other with tips and garden gossip – from chewing over the identity of the mysterious blogger Garden Monkey to laughing about the £2 potted carrot we saw for sale at a prestigious London nursery. I will always remember her kindness, encouragement and generosity, her elegant prose and her ability to make you see beauty even in the most ordinary places. My thoughts are with her husband and young daughter at this awful time.

Latest News

Here’s my latest Growing Pains column for The Sunday Telegraph published last week – Petit Filous pots and why you can’t grow cheese. Another one will be coming out this Sunday, March 28.

The Girl’s Guide to Growing Your Own was serialised in March 2010’s  Tesco magazine. See below.tesco

New Girl’s Guide review from the US: I’ve never heard of these people before, but obviously, now I love them.

theguidecoverMarch 2010’s The Guide magazine features an interview with me here















feb2010My musings from Aalsmeer, the biggest flower auction in the world, in February 2010’s Easyjet Traveller magazine

It’s before seven in the morning and I’m standing on a metal catwalk looking down on what looks like an explosion in a paint shop.

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Latest reviews for The Girl’s Guide to Growing Your Own

Loving Tim Richardson’s description of The Girl’s Guide in The Daily Telegraph as ‘chick-veg-lit‘ Also charming one from my horti-guru Elspeth Thompson in The Sunday Telegraph in her Christmas 2009 books round-up, The Sunday Times in their best Christmas books list and another nice one from ‘the stylish gardening blog’ Fennel and Fern.

Why I wrote The Girl’s Guide to Growing Your Own, The Sunday Telegraph, November 2009

A 30-minute planting recipe for a spicy salad box for winter, The Sunday Telegraph, November 2009

Emma Townshend from The Independent on Sunday came round for lunch, to see the garden and to talk about The Girl’s Guide to Growing Your Own. This is what she wrote…

February tips

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Oh the relief, it’s February! The bleak mid winter is officially over and, as we head into a cold, but mercifully short month, the first glimmerings of spring seem, on a good clear day, within reach (on a cloudy day, it’s still all you can do not to hitchike to Heathrow and force yourself on a plane to Miami).

To the gardener, this means that the collection of scruffy cardboard and empty plastic food containers you’ve been hoarding Gollum-like under the stairs can finally be employed as seed-sowing receptacles. Yes, you can finally clutter all available surfaces with soil again – the joy.

This year I’m all about thrift – no more expensive and fancy online purchases of contrived-distressed pots, clocks, candles and obelisks, not to mention seed-sowing mats, and propagators with twiddly bits. This year, if I haven’t had to wash it out first, I’m not interested.

A couple of takeaway latte cups are now growing chives – particularly pleased with their integral lid that will keep the seeds nice and cosy until they germinate –  and an old Persil washing tablets container (painted with Farrow and Ball Clunch, of course, I’m not embracing junk quite that readily) is about to sprout forth with Sweet Genovese basil. Clear plastic fruit punnets make  the perfect mini propagator  for lettuce seedlings – plus it makes you feel less guilty about the grapes that flew thousands of miles in them in the first place.

The local deli has been more than keen to get rid of its plywood crates – once they’d worked out why this loon was so keen on their rubbish – and when those enormous olive oil tins on their top shelf are empty, they’re mine, so don’t even think about it. Recycling, people, I know I’m late on this one, but finally I’m catching up.

Of course, this now means that I can’t look at any object now without mentally working out its suitability for plant-growing. Kitchen colanders, bread bins, dustbins and the Ikea storage boxes stuffed with kids’ toys – perfect to make a self-watering container from surely? – have all been jealously eyed whether they still have a useful function or not.

If my garden doesn’t look like a fly-tipped layby by June I’ll consider it failure.

btw, I know that picture, above, isn’t of February but May last year, but do you really want to see a photo of a coffee cup? Didn’t think so…

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Seeds to sow now on a windowsill in an old fruit container, latte cup or, ok, plant pot – you’re so 2009

  • Lettuce – great for the winter-phobe because it germinates in about 3 days. I’m growing and harvesting this inside for a quick early-spring crop.
  • Chives – to pop in the ground outside in March
  • Basil – bit early, I know, but my March-sown basil never seems to get fully into its stride so this is an experiment.
  • Tomatoes, chillis, aubergine and sweet peppers if you have a heated greenhouse to grow them on in – I don’t so these can wait until March
  • Radishes
  • Salad rocket (not wild rocket, wrong time), Mustards, Mizuna and Mibuna – sow now inside for quick spring salads
  • Oh, and you can start chitting your potatoes if you do that…